Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Defeat of Rhodes's Statue

Congratulations!!! Congratulations!!! 
We lesser mortals prostrate ourselves in abject admiration and awe for those brave souls that were involved in defeating the statue. The statue is known as Rhodes’s statue; “RS” for short.
Strategy -- in battle is always critical. This involved over 21 years of meticulous planning. Exercising this level of patience ensured that battle plans were sound and that RS was lulled into a false sense of security.

Complacency is always fatal. RS thought he was secure, perched up there all high and mighty, lording it over the Cape Flats like some god for 21 years.
Tactics – using poo and pee in the attack was a breathtakingly masterful tactic unprecedented in history. Phew!!

I am sure D Day survivors of the Normandy beaches have been moved to tears of admiration.
Surely the outcome of many wars would have been different if only the vanquished had thought of this. Had our people known of this incredible weapon at the time of invasion surely the colonialists would have been stopped dead in their tracks.
The victims of Attila the Hun, Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan … etc … must be turning in their graves wondering why they did not think of such a deadly weapon, readily available in abundance.
Such was the courage, energy, ferocity and unrelenting persistence with which RS was attacked that Rhodes was simply overwhelmed, cowed into submission and preferring to hunker down in his tomb in the Matopos. What a coward!!


The Vice Chancellor of UCT observed that he personally felt "inspired". If, as an educator this was the effect on him, we should be chuffed that our young folk at school will also feel inspired by associating poo and pee with great achievement. 


The World’s cameras recorded this incredible victory. Now we need the poets and songsters to come on board with sonnets and songs, as much as they will be really hard pressed to capture the gloriousness of this victory. 


Surely Isandlwana now stands eclipsed???

And if these brave warriors are not, at the very least, rewarded with medals then this government must fall!

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